kinkstertime:

vessel-of-ineptitude:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

• A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
• A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
• Negative gold pieces

• A map that is the territory
• Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
• A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
• Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
• An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
• A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
• Angry shoes

• A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions
• A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand
• Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe
• A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible
• An actual key to your heart

Kind of in the same spirit, there’s a crappy magical item generator right here: https://rexiconjesse.github.io
Ive been. Extremely tempted to inflict some of these things on my PCs.

That website is fantastic

justlifehacks:

People don’t often look back on the early 1900’s for advice, but what if we could actually learn something from the Lost Generation? The New York Public Library has digitized 100 “how to do it” cards found in cigarette boxes over 100 years ago, and the tips they give are so practical that millennials reading this might want to take notes.

Back in the day, cigarette cards were popular collectibles included in every pack, and displayed photos of celebrities, advertisements, and more. Gallaher cigarettes, a UK-founded tobacco company that was once the largest in the world, decided to print a series of helpful how-to’s on their cards, which ranged from mundane tasks (boiling potatoes) to unlikely scenarios (stopping a runaway horse). Most of them are insanely clever, though, like how to make a fire extinguisher at home. Who even knew you could do that?

The entire set of life hacks is now part of the NYPL’s George Arents Collection. Check out some of the cleverest ones we could find below. You never know when you’ll have to clean real lace!

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Afficher davantage

e-seal:

breadcrab:

e-seal:

Here’s a tool to create gradients with the new text feature

Hey Ren this is really cool did you make this yourself?

yup! the lerp color code is from a gist but besides that it’s all me! if anyone wants to spruce this up though feel free to do so and share it! it’s a fiddle for a reason

femmecrip:

eponinejosette:

starkstrider:

tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)