Tag: taz

tmos-time:

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan– Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld–

jellies:

The worst thing that ever happened on the moon base was one time Magnus made eye contact with Lucretia across the cafeteria and she paused and then dabbed really fast and Magnus was like “guys I just fucking saw the Director dab” and Taako was like “no you didn’t, don’t lie to us, shut the fuck up” and he never could convince anyone of what he saw

olliedollie1204:

squidwithelbows:

Finally finished my full set of the grand relics and their wielders, because the adventure zone owns my heart now.

[id: a series of images of each of the wielders of the grand relics. in each image, the relic is a white silhouette design.

the first image is Gundren Rockseeker wearing the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet. his mouth is open in a scream, and there are flames coming out of his eyes. there is a circle of flames behind his head, and there are glowing embers surrounding him. the picture is mostly done with orange colors.

the second image is Jenkins holding his hand in front of him as the Oculus floats above it. he is wearing a rainbow bowtie, and his mouth is curled in a sneer. there is a circle of traintracks behind his head, and there are pieces of cutlery surrounding him. the picture is mostly done with blue colors.

the third image is Sloane wearing the Gaia Sash around her waist. she’s slightly turned to the side, and she’s wearing her raven mask. there is a circle of leaves behind her head, and there are petals surrounding her. the picture is mostly done with green colors.

the fourth image is Lucas cupping his hands in front of him as the Philosopher’s Stone floats above them. he is wearing a lab coat, and his face is slightly injured. there is a circle of colored orbs behind his head, and there are pink crystals surrounding him. the picture is mostly done with grey colors.

the fifth image is June holding the Temporal Chalice in her hands. she’s wearing a yellow dress, and her eyes are closed peacefully. there is a clock face behind her head, and there are diamonds surrounding her. the picture is mostly done with yellow colors.

the sixth image is Edward and Lydia, with Lydia holding the Animus Bell in front of them. they are smiling and posing tauntingly. there are sparkles surrounding them. the picture is mostly done with purple colors.

the seventh image is Lucretia holding the Bulwark Staff in front of her. se is wearing her BoB uniform, and her face is obstructed by the staff. there is the moon behind her, and there are torn pieces of paper surrounding her. the picture is mostly done in teal colors. end id]

vaxleth-vexcy:

vaxleth-vexcy:

TAZ has me so fucked up because like

I see all of these headcanons and fan art that imply really deep relationships and meaningful connections and beautiful story arcs.

but I’m on episode three

No one knows what they’re doing, they’re rescuing a guy named Barry Bluejeans, they charmed a bugbear into killing a gerblin everyone is calling Mamaw, Taako stole some magic christmas shoes, and we discovered Merle was disowned by his family for his love of Kenny Chesney.

I don’t know if I’m watching the right show.

I was a fool.

A naive, ignorant fool.