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im so glad tumblr imploding gives me an opportunity to promote my shitposts 🙃

the reason i have trust issues is because tv shows try to make me think everything is finally alright by the 4th episode, but there’s 7 episodes left in the season

carpet burn isn’t supposed to sting, correct?

i cant taste cheese rn but that won’t stop me from eating an entire bag of cheddar popcorn

i accidentally melted all my cocoa butter down the drain

im…..very sick of hiccuping.

emperors new groove is back on netflix the world is right again

which i wasnt sick so i could go downstairs and eat pasta

my darkest secret is that ive never learned how to draw a heart

there are some songs that are worth fucking up your hearing for