Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.
“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.
You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.
But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.
EHAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT CAT CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AWAY ANY TIME IT WANTS CUZ YOU CAN SEE IT NORMALLY STEP UP TO A PERSON BUT THEN JUST GOES BACK TO DOING A FUNNY WALK, SO I THINK IT’S HAVING FUN!
I’m the Glubglogabgalab. I love books and this basement is a true treasure trove.
I am the Glubglogabgalab
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I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
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I am the Glubglogabgalab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab
I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
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