kosmo: *growls the minute lance walks into the room*
lance: that’s like the tenth time that’s happened did you train him to do this???
keith: lance no that would be so immature
keith: *slips kosmo a doggie treat*
keith doesn’t have an instagram for himself but he gets one just for kosmo where he posts videos and photos of him doing cute dog things
he gets so many followers so quickly, and he ends up being so popular that people end up sending keith a fuck ton of free toys and doggie treats. so kosmo actually ends up turning into an online celebrity.
keith is a piece of shit and will film kosmo sneaking right behind someone in order to scare the shit out of them. and he’ll post it on instagram. and he’ll tag the person who got scared. and he’ll make it a series.
the fact that allura is the victim of this most of the time is not a coincidence. keith finds it funny how mad she gets.
“sir you can’t board the train with your dog unless he fits in a bag. it’s against the rules.” “lol, bet?”
keith gets the biggest fucking duffle bag he owns and manages to fit kosmo inside of it so they can ride the train together. he’s just holding this massive boy like a baby on the train and doesn’t even bat a lash. like “yes hello this is my dog do you have a problem?”
kosmo gets away with murder. keith can’t ever be mad at that dog. on the couch? sure kosmo. wants to sleep in the bed? of course kosmo. wants to go outside and tackle shiro who’s walking up the block with arms full of groceries? good boy kosmo you’re so cute
if you look through keith’s camera roll it’s literally all photos of kosmo. anytime there’s a selfie of keith, it’s because he’s taking one with his dog
hunk: keith kosmo literally chewed up my phone case can you tell him to stop sneaking into my room to chew on shit?
keith: doesn’t sound like kosmo
hunk: keith these are dog bite marks
keith: how do you know lance didn’t sneak into your room to chew on your phone case
shiro being keith’s teacher AND legal guardian is such a funny concept to me. like. imagine keith coming home one day and, as a tired teenager living on two hours of sleep he got a week ago, he says “sorry shiro i failed my test today :(” and shiro looks up from his paperwork like “yeah no shit keith. i’m the one who failed you.”
shiro: He’s pretty good with capitalization and grammar and stuff, but it doesn’t ever come off like he’s a no fun texter because he loves to end his sentences with smiley faces – not emojis but the most basic smiley 🙂 Also when he swears it’s really funny because he doesn’t do it enough for his phone to recognize the swear words so often times people will receive a “What the duck” or “I hate my ducking life” from Shiro. 🙂
lance: capitalization???? he hasn’t heard of it and he’s never used only one question mark in his life it’s always multiple and he hardly ever uses periods or commas hello that’s why the word ‘and’ exists and he generally doesn’t use abbreviations and also he doesn’t care if what he’s texting makes a whole lot of grammatical sense because people generally know what he’s talking about texting lance is a lot like talking to him
keith: doesnt have any form of autocorrect or autcapitlization turned on and somethimes stuff he texts is indecipherable because he keeps thinkign autocorrect will fix a word he doesnt know the spellign of but it never does so people really have to gues sometimes when reading texts from keith. hard to tell when hes joking since theres literally no dsicernable change in tone so if keith swears at you over text u rly dont know if hes joking or not. he never uses the caps lock feature besides to text lance stuff like SOTP FUCKIGN LEAVING THE EMPTY MILK CARTON IN THE DRIFEG
hunk: he loves to use exclamation marks and he’s never made a spelling mistake in his life!!!! also if you want gossip from hunk He’ll Do This Thing Where He Types Capitalizes Every 👏🏾 Word 👏🏾 For An Extra Dramatic Flair And It Always Makes Things So Funny Because As It Is Hunk Is A Funny Texter. he’s got a good balance of word to emoji ratio 👌🏾
pidge: fucking gen z so she swears in every sentence and keysmashes like her life depends on it bitch! also has a plethora of reaction pictures because she cant be fucked to respond with words sometimes, grammar is neither here nor there , same with spelling
allura: 💖💞🌸💖💖🕊💓💗💖🕊✨🌙💖💖🕊💝💞✨💖🌸💖💞✨✨💘💖💕💖💖🕊✨🌙🌙🌸💗💘💘💖💞💝💓🕊🕊🌙🌙✨💘🌸💗💕💓💖💖💞💝💓💘🌸💗✨💕🌙🌙💘💓💖💝💘🌸🌸🌸!!!!!!!!!!! ♥️♥️!! You feel like the most important person in the world when Allura texts you 🙂 💖💖😘 She loves using emojis because they’re cute and she’s cute and it’s what she knows she deserves 💋💋💋
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