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my partner described something as “cronchable” this morning which would seem to suggest that all objects in the universe exist within a cronchable/uncronchable dichotomy, discuss

this post is cronchable

you’re somehow not wrong

this image represents the fundamental duality of existence

What about the slorpability factor

you’re right as of now everything is to be categorized according to this chart